Shit I Need to Do: Brazil

1. drink a caipirinha

2. buy a Brazilian Bikini

3.  party for Carnival

4.  see Christ the Redeemer

5.  see Iguacu Falls

6. eat at a churrascaria

7. drink fresh acai berry juice that doesn’t come from some ridiculous US health store

8.  eat pasteis

9. don’t get attacked by a shark

…and everything this girl did.  This bitch had quite the vacation!