1. drink a caipirinha
2. buy a Brazilian Bikini
3. party for Carnival
4. see Christ the Redeemer
5. see Iguacu Falls
6. eat at a churrascaria
7. drink fresh acai berry juice that doesn’t come from some ridiculous US health store
8. eat pasteis
9. don’t get attacked by a shark
…and everything this girl did. This bitch had quite the vacation!