
Best and Worsts of 2013
I would never say that my life is anything remotely resembling normal, so the fact that I consider 2013 to … Continue reading Best and Worsts of 2013
I would never say that my life is anything remotely resembling normal, so the fact that I consider 2013 to … Continue reading Best and Worsts of 2013
For our last 2 nights in New Zealand we blissfully decided that our domicile of choice would be in Auckland, … Continue reading Eating My Way Through Auckland
After several consecutive days of nature/outdoorsy shit, I was ready for a city. Fortunately, the next stop was Wellington to … Continue reading Wellington & the South Island: I Ate Grubs at the Wild Foods Festival
Due to the fact that when I told people I was leaving I got several monetary gifts from family and … Continue reading Taupo and the Tongariro Alpine Crossing
Sometimes you have to do the shitty tourist things. Like paying $80 to see Maori’s reenact “an authentic Maori experience.” … Continue reading The Maori Experience
After nearly getting killed on the yacht, (just kidding) we arrived safe and sound in Rotorua. Unfortunately New Zealand didn’t … Continue reading The Bog of Eternal Stench Exists in Rotorua
If you haven’t seen movies like Taken, Taken 2, Turistas and Hostel let me sum it up for you briefly. … Continue reading Sorry Mom, I Went on a Boat with a Stranger in Coromandel
How to Create Terrible Driving Conditions Step 1: Exhaustedly get off a flight that crosses the international date line. Step2: … Continue reading Driving Coromandel and Cathedral Cove